Navigation
  • Home
  • About
  • Latest
  • Resources
  • BTS
  • Podcast
  • XXX
  • Consulting
  • Shop
  • Contact
     
Search
  • About
  • Latest
  • Resources
  • BTS
Site logo
  • Podcast
  • XXX
  • Consulting
  • Contact
View large
Articles

Sexual Mishaps That Could Only Happen in the 21st Century

Posted on February 26, 2016 at 12:00 am by Elle Stanger / 0

Each generation experiences its own dating etiquette, social norms, and sexual deviances. But it stands to reason that millennials are the first to stumble through mishaps like lip rings caught in urethras, or catching your husband’s affair on social media.

Millennial dating means that us 20- and 30-somethings have a slew of brave new ways to embarrass ourselves, get hurt, or hurt other people. Other generations didn’t have to obsess over the fact that a text was “read” hours ago without response, or deal with Timehop photos appearing on your Facebook feed with last year’s couple photos of you and your ex. We’re also the first to experience online dating, where we’ve become keenly aware of just how many douchebags are out there (thanks, Tinder!)

But that’s just the beginning! Here are more sexual mishaps that could have only happened in the 21st century.

PIXABAY

 

Worth a thousand words

I’m a photographer with about 100k Instagram followers, and I once watched what seemed like a couple, breaking up via my comments section, on Instagram. — Corwin, 28, Pennsylvania

Desperate times…

I was so afraid of my girlfriend finding me watching porn, that I once threw my iPad in the dumpster when she had asked to look at it. I told her it was broken, so that she couldn’t check the history, and I didn’t have time to clear it. So, yeah, I had to buy a new iPad. — Larry, 29, Wisconsin

Beware the Facebook

I discovered my now ex-wife was having an affair because she left her Facebook message open on our computer. That was an interesting afternoon. — Gibbons, 36, New Jersey

WIKIMEDIA COMMONS/THOMSONMG2000

 

Stolen identity

I’m a model, and about four times a year I get screenshots from my friends who see that strangers are using my professional shots as their Tinder pics. It’s a weird thing, to be bait for a catfisher. — Lauren, 26, California

Date smarter… and at different bars

I had dates lined up two nights in a row off OkCupid. For the first one we went to a bar where we hit it off, ended up making out in the bar a bunch, then got out in a hurry to go back to my place. My date the next night turned out to have been our waitress the night before. She was not happy about being out with a guy she’d just seen all over another girl the night before. — Peter, 35, Oregon

Remove all facial piercings

My partner and I decided to make a sex film. So, I was laying on my back as he straddled my face, I was giving him a fierce BJ. He pulled it all the way out of my mouth and thrusted full force. I let out a yelp and covered my mouth. My labret had gotten caught in his pee hole, and had ripped my lip, and I was bleeding. Upon further inspection, there was blood everywhere, all over my chest and dripping down his penis. My jewelry ripped his pee hole a little bit, but also bruised it where it finally uncaught and dragged on the underside of the head. We finished with a hand job. — A., 24, Oregon

Grammar rules

One really great way of screening potential dates is putting them in the “no” pile if they abbreviate everything, or use all of the current slang, all of the time. That cray/bae stuff is dumb AF. — Micah, 31, New York

LIFETIMESTOCK/SHUTTERSTOCK

 

Delete your cookies

One weekend, I needed to use my boyfriend’s computer, because mine was acting up. I was going to do some online shopping for lingerie, and when I went to type the URL, I saw that he had already visited a ton of pages, and seemingly purchased G-strings. My heart began to sink as I became increasingly more confused and hurt. “How could he lie to me?” I thought. “Whose could these be?” I wondered. In the midst of my tears and anger I sent my boyfriend one text after another, including a picture message of the incriminating evidence. I finally got a message back that read “I love you so much, I would never do anything to hurt you like that. We will talk when I get home, I’m really sorry.” I was livid. When he returned home I demanded answers. He took my hand, sat on the sofa with me, and said, “They’re mine” with an air of embarrassment, “I wear them when I’m… alone. I’m sorry you found out like this.” I felt terrible. I spent the next hour reassuring my boyfriend that no, I did not think that he was disgusting or weird. I took the opportunity to discuss my own sexuality and that I found his own alluring to my interests, by asking him to put them on for me. And he still does, five years later. — Olivia S., 24, Mexico

Us… and them

The first time that my husband and I had sex, we filmed it on his laptop. Years later we recalled that charming first date, and decided to revisit it. I opened a file titled “Us,” and it opened a video of him and his ex. At first I was pretty upset, but hey, I can’t blame the guy for having a sexy idea, even if I wasn’t the first person he did it with. — Monica, 26 Arizona

Learning social networking the “hard” way

I thought Instagram was just a way to make your pics looks cool so I downloaded it and started taking some nude pics for a certain someone… and I start getting likes and comments on them and realized I posted all of these pictures on my account. I did not know it was a social media site. It took me almost a week to realize this. I still do not have an Instagram. That was five years ago. — Spencer, 30, Oregon

Read more of Elle on Thrillist.com
cat fishingmishapspornsex advicetech
Share Post
Previous
Expert Advice on Sex Drives, Online Flirting, and Bedroom Compatibility
Next
The Sex Education You Didn’t Get in School

About Author

Elle Stanger

Some people call me Elle, others call me Mommy or Babe. I wear a smile more often than anything else and I live in a top-secret safe space in the Pacific Northwest.

Related posts

More details
Articles, Blog, sex work

Day To End Violence Against Sex Workers – PORNHUB

December 20, 2022 at 11:40 pm by Elle Stanger / 0

…

More details
Articles, Community Activism, Education, prostitution

STOP PUNISHING SEX WORK – TheCrimeReport.org

March 23, 2022 at 4:50 pm by Elle Stanger / 0

…

More details
Articles, prostitution, sex work

How to prevent trafficking and police violence? The answer might surprise you – Decriminalization of sex work

February 28, 2022 at 11:24 am by Elle Stanger / 0

…

More details
Articles, Education, Updates

“M” is for National Masturbation Month – The Pomonan

May 5, 2021 at 11:20 pm by Elle Stanger / 0

…

More details
Articles

The New York Post Outed A Paramedic As A Sex Worker. Here’s What They Didn’t Tell You.

December 18, 2020 at 12:00 am by Elle Stanger / 0

…

Leave a reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked

Categories

  • Articles
  • Blog
  • Community Activism
  • Contact
  • decrim
  • Education
  • Erotica
  • HB3088
  • Interviews
  • Oregon
  • Poetry
  • prostitution
  • sex work
  • Uncategorized
  • Updates

Recent Posts

  • JOIN OSWC – Oregon Sex Workers Committee
  • FRESH SPRING PORN OFFERINGS
  • WEBINAR – DEMYSTIFYING SEX WORK Jan 27th, 2023
  • Day To End Violence Against Sex Workers – PORNHUB
  • The Pegging Book Episode – They Talk Sex Podcast

Tags

activism advice consent couples COVID dating decriminalization erotica fantasy feminism FOSTA health herpes heterosexual intimacy kids libido masturbation misogyny Oregon parenting podcast police polyamory porn portland prostitution queer relationships SESTA sex sex advice sex education sex tips sex toys sex trafficking sexual health sex work shame Slutwalk STIs stripclub strip clubs stripper strippers

Search engine

Use this form to find things you need on this site