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Why I Want My Daughter To See Me Naked – Romper
I was giving my 5-year-old a bath in our tiny tub littered with toys when she started giving me an impromptu breast exam. “That nipple is longer,” she said, pointing at my breasts. I looked down to verify this new bit of information. I counted my nipple hairs: one, two, three, four. I lifted my… Read More
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Yes, Watching Porn Can Make Your Life Better
I recently read a New York Times piece blaming pornography for the rise in labiaplasty in teenagers, and I read an Elle magazine article that pointed the finger at BDSM pornography as a cause of physically abusive relationships. Firstly, who the hell is paying for 16-year-olds to get their pussy lips cut off, and secondly,… Read More
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I’m a Sex Worker, and This is What I’ll tell my Child.
Hello Daughter. As I type this, you are in your bedroom, coloring and playing. You will be four years old on Wednesday. You asked to see my new shoes today. They were a gift from a customer. “Are those for dancing?” you asked. I smiled, “Yes.” “Are they for your work?” I paused. And smiled… Read More
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Eat Your Way to Better Sex
Happy Holidays. Have you finally thrown out those congealed Thanksgiving leftovers? Did you pack yourself full of meats and breads and sauces, and are you ready to do it again? Good news, my intrepid, perverted eaters: we’re going to talk about cooking for healthy humping. We’ve all heard that bit about pineapple juice: it gives… Read More
